Essentially, this is how it is.

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omg LOL

when i went to france i bought a giant ‘love box’ with 3 of my friends—2 girls and 1 guy.  it had some lube, condoms, and a penis vibrator in it.  we got a very strange look from the guy behind the drugstore counter, probably because it looked like we were buying supplies for some strange orgy and giggling about it. i took the penis vibrator home, but it sat in a bathroom drawer for years (since 2009) so i ended up throwing it out.  i still have my condom though.  the only thing i ever bought on the champs-elysees.

(via surgeries)

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